A Fake Captain Fooled an Army — 7 True Stories That Sound Invented
Introduction
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The Untold Story
In 1906, a shoemaker bought a used captain’s uniform, stopped real soldiers in the street, and ordered them to seize a German town hall. They obeyed. Six more documented events in this film were equally difficult to believe.
Chapter 1: The Shoemaker Who Stole a Town Hall (1906). This shoemaker once used a second-hand captain’s uniform to take over a town hall. It happened near Berlin in October 1906.
He was an ex-convict who had spent years in prison, and he had pieced the uniform together from used-clothes shops.
On the street, he stopped a squad of soldiers and ordered them to follow him. They did.
He marched them into the town hall, arrested the mayor, and had the town’s cash handed over to him.
Then he walked off with the money.
The police soon caught him, and he went to prison. Even the Kaiser was said to have laughed, and Voigt was pardoned.
A shoemaker in a second-hand uniform took over this town hall.
Chapter 2: The War Fought Over a Pig (1859). The United States and Britain nearly went to war over one dead pig.
In June 1859, American settler Lyman Cutlar found a pig rooting in his garden on San Juan Island, and shot it.
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The pig belonged to Britain’s Hudson’s Bay Company, and both nations claimed the island.
When British authorities threatened to arrest Cutlar, American settlers asked the army for protection. In late July, Captain George Pickett’s infantry landed.
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By August, four hundred sixty-one Americans with fourteen cannons faced British warships.
Then the British admiral refused to start a war over a squabble about a pig. No one was hurt.
Both nations shared the island until 1872, when it went to the United States. The only casualty was the pig.
Chapter 3: The Westminster Abbey Coronation Stone Heist (1950). Four students broke into Westminster Abbey to steal a coronation stone. It was Christmas 1950.
England’s King Edward the First had carried it off from Scotland in 1296.
As they pulled it from under the Coronation Chair, it crashed to the floor and broke in two.
Outside, a policeman found a couple embracing in their parked car. He chatted with them, never knowing a piece of the stone was in the car.
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They hid the larger piece in a field in Kent and slipped home to Scotland.
A Glasgow stonemason mended it. In April 1951, it turned up in a ruined abbey in Scotland.
Four students took the stone, and none of them was ever prosecuted.
Chapter 4: The Country With No Army That Beat the Royal Navy (1976). A country with no army took on the Royal Navy. And it won.
This was Iceland, fighting Britain over cod. As Iceland pushed its fishing limit out, Britain sent warships to guard its trawlers.
Iceland’s coast guard fought back with net cutters, dragged behind patrol boats to slice British trawling wires.
Soon, ships were ramming each other. One British frigate had its bow torn off. The final round saw fifty five rammings.
Then Iceland cut diplomatic ties with Britain, and threatened to close a NATO base the West needed against the Soviet Union.
In 1976, Britain accepted Iceland’s two hundred mile fishing zone, after backing off three times. No army, and it beat the Royal Navy. Defeat, or good sense? Tell me in the comments.
Chapter 5: The Military Campaign Lost to 20,000 Birds (1932). In 1932, the Australian military went to war. And lost. To birds.
Twenty thousand emus were destroying farmland in Western Australia, so the government sent in soldiers armed with machine guns.
The emus scattered in every direction, splitting into small groups too fast for the guns to hit.
After a week of fighting, over two thousand five hundred rounds had been fired. Only a few hundred emus went down.
One officer said the emus had the invulnerability of Sherman tanks. Australia officially called off the war.
The emus won.
Chapter 6: The Stink That Evacuated Parliament (1858). London’s River Thames once turned into a rotting cesspool so toxic that politicians fled.
Untreated sewage from two million residents backed up into the river during an unprecedented heatwave.
The stench was so suffocating that politicians in Parliament soaked window curtains in disinfectant, but still fled in panic.
Fear of deadly miasma and cholera forced the government to approve an emergency overhaul of the capital.
Engineer Joseph Bazalgette designed eighty-two miles of underground brick tunnels to channel the waste away.
His revolutionary sewer network wiped out cholera and still drains London today.
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Chapter 7: The Royal Warship That Sank in 20 Minutes (1628). Sweden’s prized royal warship sailed twenty minutes before sinking in calm water.
Sweden, 1628. King Gustavus Adolphus ordered sixty-four heavy bronze cannons on two stacked decks to terrify Europe.
Shipwrights knew it was top-heavy, but nobody dared tell the king to stop adding cannons.
A gentle summer gust tipped the ship. Water poured through open lower gun ports, dragging it straight down.
Three hundred thirty-three years later, divers raised the perfectly preserved hull from the Baltic mud.
Pride sank it. Cold mud saved it. Would you have dared to tell the king? Let me know below.
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